vicious and a crook A little boy wants a bike for Christmas really badly, but the kid is a real bad seed, and he knows it. He writes a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, if I get a bike for Christmas, Ill be good for a whole week. He thinks about it, crosses out what he wrote, and says, I cant be good for a whole week, Ill be good for five days. He crosses that out and writes, Ill be good for four days. Then he thinks again and says, Cant do that. He gets down to one day and says, I cant even be good for a day. Then in frustration, goes in his mothers room and get the statue of the Virgin Mary, wraps it up in a blanket, puts it in a paper bag, throws it in the closet and says, Dear Jesus, if I dont get a bike for Christmas, youll never see your mother again!
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 11:40:48 +0000
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