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why Adam...why? you could have paid a little more !! After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, This Garden is amazing, but Im starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company? God answered, I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. Shell clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them and when you’ve had a disagreement she will always be the first to admit she was wrong. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. She really is perfect in every way! Adam said, That sounds great! How soon can you send her? God replied again, I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... its going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her. Adam thought for a moment, and then said, What can I get for a rib? ...and the rest is history !
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 14:11:46 +0000

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