woke up tis mornin an my chain was open n lyin on da bed n my cross was on da floor today n enniscorty my chain opened gain n it tuk us an hour to find my cross.. bad karma so im writin tis holy poem to god.. im shoutin tis like michael collins speech in 1919 my gr8 grand dad heard tis speech n e lost his 2 eardrums bu chill pill phil e found them n his wellies..........EH listen big guy in da sky, tis cross n chain ting aint funny an it nearly made me cry..... if ur blamin me for aten all da holy communion whn i was a altar boy ,well i was stravin an thought id give it a try...... if u wan to write me a letter or cal me on da fone, then go head til tis is sorted im stayin at home...... for gods sake oh wait tats u for ur sake u better go easy on me, cos whn im nervous in my boxers i will pee........ im not takin tis easy n im not lyin down, tat cross n chain is mine nw dnt act da clown.......i luv ur son jesus to tat i do swear, an listen ere i aint no quare......im leavin out a notebook n pen, if n da mornin u dnt get in touch wel tats it then ......, i pray to u every nite, an all u do n return is to give me a fright....so listen big guy its me mick, cut me sum slack n dnt make me sick...now i sound like ronnie drew, wit all tis shoutin u wud too, if im not gud enough to ave ur son on my neck, then all i can say is feck feck feck..... i dnt ask for much, win da lotto r luk like brad pitt but u gave me a nose tat wud take coal outa a pit...... if u send da black coach n a headless guy givin da horses a lash, thn pls ave alloys n michelins on it cos i dnt wana b n a crash, n da mornin if i wake n a burnin bed, u keep da cross n chain n send me beyonce instead wink wink....... da end.... yup yup homa homa i luvs u holy man but hands of,, n 2moro a few sets of 2 magpies pls.. hope u is well nw i need honey....if u send me a gud sign il write u a proper poem 2moro nite...
Posted on: Thu, 25 Jul 2013 22:21:39 +0000
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