xD To The Ladies: MEMO: the world cup (WC) is fast approaching and we would like to clarify a few things and set some very simple rules. 1. For the full WC period, the remote control shall reside in my pocket and shall be operated only by me else under my written authority 2. Everyone shall learn all soccer rules prior to the WC, any questions like, why is that guy running on the line waving a checkered flag will not be tolerated 3. If you miss the line up please do not ask, who is that guy? 4. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldos looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC. Football please. 5. We shall watch any soap, reality show, romantic or african movie as long as they shoot it in brazil and the cast are from WC participating teams. 6. Its the WC and there is no Arsenal or Barcelona. It happens once in four years so dont ask if its the same as the game from last week. 7. Tell your girlfriends not to wed, have babies, fall sick or die during the WC. We wont go. 8. You shall support the teams I support, smile only when my teams are winning and shout goal when its actually one. 9. None soccer conversations shall not be tolerated within regulation,injury,extra time or during penalties. 10. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related,Zebras and South Africa did not qualify,and there is a huge time difference between Rio De Janeiro and Gaborone so please,no stupid questions.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Jun 2014 08:16:01 +0000
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