youtu.be/zq7Eki5EZ8o It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaid I instagram every meal Ive had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but Ill make you pay [Chorus:] (because Im tacky) Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks (because Im tacky) Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined crocs (because Im tacky) Never let you forget some favor I did for you (because Im tacky) If youre okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too [Verse 2:] I meet some chick, ask her this and that Like Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat? (what?) Well, now Im dropping names almost constantly Thats what Kanye West keeps telling me, heres why [Chorus:] (because Im tacky) Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants (because Im tacky) Got my new resume its printed in Comic Sans (because Im tacky) Think its fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review (because Im tacky) If you think thats just fine, then, youre probably tacky, too [Bridge:] Bring me shame, cant nothing Bring me shame, I never know why Bring me shame, cant nothing Bring me shame, I said Bring me shame, cant nothing Bring me shame, its pointless to try Bring me shame, cant nothing Bring me shame, I said [Chorus:] (because Im tacky) 43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate (because Im tacky) Bring along my coupon book whenever Im on a date (because Im tacky) Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV (because Im tacky) Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said theyre free (because Im tacky) I get drunk at the bank And take off my shirt, at least (because Im tacky) I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased (because Im tacky) If Im bitten by a zombie, Im probably not telling you (because Im tacky) If you dont think thats bad, guess what, then youre tacky, too
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 02:12:46 +0000
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