---------- Forwarded Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, andAttitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are! Email sent using Optus Webmail FREE Animations for Your Email! Click Here! This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - avg Version: 2012.0.2247 / Virus Database: 3722/7064 - Release Date: 05/26/14 CAUTION: The information contained in this e-mail is confidential and may be legally privileged. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient you are hereby notified that any use,dissemination, distribution, or reproduction of this message is prohibited. If you have received this message in error please forward this message to postmaster@lionco and delete all copies of this message. If you wish to have us block your email address from receiving any future emails from this organisation please forward this email with your request to unsubscribe@lionco. Thank you. No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - avg Version: 2014.0.4592 / Virus Database: 3964/7676 - Release Date: 06/14/14
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