- A teacher lecturing on population said In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid. Akpors stood up and said,We must find and stop her! - Akpors,Why are all these people running? Man,This is a race, the winner will get the cup Akpors,If only the winner gets the cup,why are others running? - Akpors told his servant,Go and water the plants. Servant,But its already raining Akpors,So what? Take an umbrella and go! - Postman,I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this package Akpors,Why did you have to come so far? You could have just posted it. - Akpors at an Art gallery,I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer,I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror! - Akpors was writing something very slowly.A friend asked him,Why are you writing so slowly? Akpors,Im writing to my six year old son! He cant read very fast - Flash news,A 2 SEATER plane crashed in a GRAVEYARD in Umukoro. Akpors and his townsman have so far found 500 bodies and are still DIGGING for more...
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 20:41:51 +0000
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