-Quite long but worth reading it- ;) A woman comes home and tells her husband, Remember those headaches Ive been having all these years? Well, theyre gone. No more headaches? The husband asks, What happened? His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache. It worked. The headaches are all gone. His wife then says, You know, you havent been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why dont you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that? The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, Dont move, Ill be right back. He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, Damn! That was wonderful! The husband says, Dont move! I will be right back. He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, Dont move, Ill be right back. With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying........... Shes not my wife. Shes not my wife. Shes not my wife. :o :3 :p -Nahbill-
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 02:40:43 +0000
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