1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any -Albert Einstein (1872) 2. Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit –Fela Kuti (1990) 3. He who fully unwraps a Sharwama eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything- MartinLuther King Jr. (1900) 5. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare(1788) 6. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) 7. He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III (1709) 8. He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king jnr (1931) 9. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Mario Balotelli (2009) 10. Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell- up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1893). 11. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- Michael Jackson (2005) 12. Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT – Winston Churchill 1945.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 09:07:48 +0000
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