1)TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher! 2)TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? AKPOS: By staying at home! 3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later] Akpos: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope? 4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay? AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog. 5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?” Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Oct 2013 19:49:35 +0000