1. Two guys are fighting... a guy comes, watches them and walks away. Thats Lagos,baby! 2. Two guys are fighting... a crowd gathers to watch...a guy comes, opens a bottle of beer and starts drinking. Thats Jos. 3. Two guys are fighting... a man comes and says, God doesnt like this! They make peace. Thats Enugu. 4. Two guys are fighting... a guy comes...another guy comes and they start arguing about who is right. You are in Sapele. 5. Two guys are fighting... somebody comes out from a nearby house and says, Dont fight in front of my house! Go somewhere else and keep fighting! Thats Benin. 6. Two guys are fighting... a crowd gathers and start jubilating. Thats Ozoro. 7. Two guys are fighting... one runs away only to come back with Boko Haram and starts killing innocent people who knew nothing about the fight. Thats Maiduguri. 8. Two guys are fighting... a guy comes with a carton of beer... they all sit down and start drinking the beer, insulting each other. And finally, they all go home as friends. Thats Warri. 9. Two guys are fighting... a guy comes and says, You people should continue fighting o, I must see this fight finish! Thats Ughelli. 10. Two guys are fighting... one of them starts calling the other one thief, cultist, armed robber. A mob gathers, sets the accused ablaze and burns the accused to death. Thats Aluu. 11. Two guys are fighting... then both of them take a time out to call their friends with their phones... Now fifty guys are fighting. Thats Ibadan. 12. Two guys are fighting... a guy comes and tries to make peace between them. The two guys come together and beat him up. Thats Bauchi.. Hon Taiwo will not kill somebody with laugh
Posted on: Wed, 11 Jun 2014 10:15:24 +0000
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