1 angrez Delhi se Lucknow train me ja rha tha.. . Uske saamne ek aur aadmi baitha tha.. . Angrez aadmi se puchta hai yahan kaunse rajya(state) ghumne wale nahi hain ? . Aadmi : Punjab , Hariyana , Uttar Pradesh . Angrez : Kyun ye teen rajya bharat me nahi hain kya ? . Aadmi : Nahi ye khud me mahabharat hain . Angrez : oh quite dangerous to go to these states. . . . (Few Moments later) . Angrez : How I will come to know person is from which state ? . . Aadmi : Baitha rah...abhi 9 ghante ke safar mein sabse wakif kara dunga!!! . . Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji mooch wale aa ke baithe... . Aadmi to angrez : Dekh bhai ye Hariyana hai . Angrez : Mai baat kaise karunga isse ? . Aadmi : Thodi der baitha rah apni mucho pe tav de chaudhary khud aa ke baat karega tujhse... . . Angrez ne waisa hi kiya ,mucho pe tav diya... . Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare angrez ke aur bola : Bina kheti ke hi hal chala raha hai re kutriya... . . Angrez chup ! . Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar ji aye... . . Aadmi bola : Dekh bhai ye punjab hai . Angrez : Isse kaise baat karun ? . Aadmi : Baat mat kar bs puch 12 baj gaye kya . Angrez ne waisa hi kiya . Angrez : O sardar ji 12 baj gaye kya ? . Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav utha ke patak diya angrez ko . . . Sardar to angrez : abe tujhe mai manmohan singh lagta hun jo kuch bolunga nahi!!! . Pahle se laal tha angrez aur laal ho gaya . . Angrez bola Aadmi se : Bhai Punjab aur Hariyana ke darshan to ho gaye Uttar Pradesh ke aadmi se bhi milwa do . . . . Hahahahaha . Aadmi Bola : Pitwa kaun raha hai...... ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 01:04:15 +0000
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