1. shit 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities 2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies. The Shit List: The Ghost Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but theres no shit in the bowl. The Clean Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but theres no shit on the toilet paper. The Wet Shit You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you dont ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. The Second Wave Shit This shit happens when youve finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit Also known as Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit. You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. The Corn Shit No explanation necessary. The Lincoln Log Shit The kind of shit thats so enormous youre afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. The Nororius Drinker Shit The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. The Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit Shit The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting. The Wet Cheeks Shit Also known as the Power Dump. Thats the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. The Liquid Shit Thats the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. The Mexican Food Shit A class all on its own. The Crowd Pleaser This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. The Mood Enhancer This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. The Ritual This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. The Guinness Book Of Records Shit A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. The Aftershock Shit This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected. The Honeymoons Over Shit This is any shit created in the presence of another person. The Groaner A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. The Floater Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings. The Ranger A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. The Phantom Shit This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. The Peek-A-Boo Shit Now you see it, now you dont. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. The Bombshell A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities. The Snake Charmer A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. The Olympic Shit This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers Shit. The Back-To-Nature Shit This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually cant shit. Premeditated Shit Laxative induced. Doesnt count. Shitzopherenia Fear of shitting - can be fatal! Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit Also known as a Still Going shit. The Power Dump Shit The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when youre done. The Liquid Plumber Shit This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.) The Spinal Tap Shit The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, youd swear its got to be coming out sideways. The I Think Im Giving Birth Through My Asshole Shit Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. The Porridge Shit The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. The Im Going To Chew My Food Better Shit When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning. The I Think Im Turning Into A Bunny Shit When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. The What The Hell Died In Here? Shit Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you dont warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air. The I Just Know Theres A Turd Still Dangling There Shit Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, its going to smear all over the place. AW SHIT I have to take a shit mark as favorite buy shit mugs & shirts scheisse poop dookie cuss swear by 1069 Oct 13 add a video add an image 24696 up, 2018 down Random Word shit images shit 1 of 2 2. Shit The Most Functional English Word Well, its shit...thats right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Examples: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others cant tell the difference between Shit and Shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you dont need to know anything else! more... mark as favorite buy shit mugs & shirts crap red feces oranges meow by PookieX Nov 27 add a video add an image 4941 up, 568 down 3. shit A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck with enough methane, the ship would explode. To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with S.H.I.T.. This of course, stands for Ship High In Transit As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me. mark as favorite buy shit mugs & shirts by Grizz Mar 28 add a video add an image 6712 up, 2676 down 4. shit 1) When combined with the, used to describe something that is the best, greatest. 2) Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst. 1) Man, this weed is the shit! I can barely feel my feet! 2) Man, this weed is shit. It tastes like Oregano. mark as favorite buy shit mugs & shirts by Andy Nov 03 add a video add an image 4347 up, 979 down 5. shit A word formerly used to describe fecal matter, however now can be used to describe anything conceivable, from nouns to emotions. K: check out my new Porsche! G: that shits tite L: I completely agree with Obamas statement that robust diplomacy and effective development are the best long-term tools for securing Americas future. F: that shits gay J: POLICE!!!! Put your hands in the air!!!! D: OH SHIT! B: yo i banged that chickenhead last nite V: awwww shiieett mark as favorite buy shit mugs & shirts shit noun word fecal matter the by Young Reezie Dec 04 add a video add an image 3101 up, 464 down 6. shit Shit Shit is a very old word, with an Old English root. *Scítan is the Old English word. It has cognates in most of the other Germanic languages and shares a common Germanic root with modern equivalents like the German scheissen. *Scítan, however, doesn\t appear in extant Old English texts and is only assumed to have existed in Old English. The verb to shit dates the Middle English period (c. 1308), and the noun form is from the 16th century. The interjection is of quite recent vintage, not found until the 1920s. In 2002, an alleged acronymic origin for shit appeared on the Internet. According to this tale, the word is from an acronym for Ship High In Transit, referring to barges carrying manure. This is a complete fabrication and absurd on its face. All it takes to disprove it is to look up the word in any decent dictionary. Remember, anytime someone posits an acronymic word origin, chances are that it is utterly false. --as explained on wordorigins.org mark as favorite buy shit mugs & shirts by mekoshs2 Sep 28 add a video add an image 1706 up, 540 down 7. shit the kind of word you search for in urbandictionary when boredom is attacking you, dont worry am a survivor (you: *gives thumbs up*) Im bored....lets type random words on the search bar and see if ppl actually has written the deffiniton of it *types shit on search bar* mark as favorite buy shit mugs & shirts goddamn boredom imbecil llama scumbag by me, duhh! Nov 23 add a video add an image 742 up, 252 down ← Previous 1 Next → ©1999-2013 Urban Dictionary® terms of service privacy feedback remove advertise chat technology jobs api rss and gcal facebook sms twitter × Urban Dictionary by urbandictionary FREE - In Google Play VIEW
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