10 GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE By Joachim the Africa June 4th -10th 2007 1. Never wake up Early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why to get up? 2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whatever you get money, start spending it right away and when it’s finished, try to count and recall how you spent it. 3. Don’t think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs. 4.Don’t engage in activities usually reserved for the “uneducated”. How can you, a graduate engage in petty trade or home-based production? That is for people who never went to school. 5. Don’t think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of shillings? Even though more than half the business in your town was started with a few hundred shillings, you as a person can only start with millions. 6. Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich. 7. Spend more than what you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer. 8.Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbor buys a new phone, get one that is more expensive. 9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder the implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital. 10.Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not.
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 04:37:00 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015