2 horrid, embarrassing incidents over the weekend :/ First, Ive taken conspiracy to a whole new level...I ordered Johnny a big plush Larry the Cucumber....It gets here...Nice and soft...But with a big, square hard mechanism in its bottom...Its a plush toy ONLY according to the description.. The back doesnt open for anything with batteries, so I decide its got to be a government listening device...So, I start talking to its bottom....Im like I know youre listening...I know youve put me on a list..Give me liberty!....then its bottom talked and said I AM THAT HERO!!!! Wherever there is trouble, Ill be there...It was Larry-Boy...Pretty bad, but even worse cause the kids saw all that. :)) Then, yesterday at church, I have on this lovely black and white polka dot dress, some 3 1/2 inch heels(and I CANT wear heels), not to mention a 50 pound pocketbook...Being serious.... Theyre having a special awards service, I get there 5 minutes late, the woman at the end of my row is video taping, so I decide to pull a James Bond, and Im going to toss my pocketbook by her legs and up the aisle and then crouch down and crawl under...Well, pocketbooks so heavy it dont move when I shove it and here I come behind it...My dress is too long, I trip on dress and heels and pocketbook, mess up the womans video(she was watching me on the floor with her camera), and I managed to trip in front of a LOT of people and crashed into several chairs, hit a man in the head with my pocketbook, then when I finally finish half-falling, half-crawling and get to my chair, the lady giving awards says, Well, looks like we have some late comers....And, my family and half the church saw me crawling on the floor and banging people and metal chairs as I went....Yeah....Be glad you got a friend like me. ;) Im a rare one.
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 18:15:59 +0000
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