5. Speaking in a condescending tone to all single people, as though they have been enlightened to some rare, precious wisdom that they now must impart over brunch for the rest of their friendship. 6. Going on diets together, especially really ridiculous ones that demand a lot of personal sacrifice. (And you always know that it was one person initiating and the other being dragged along while they store Funyuns and Hostess Cupcakes in the back of their closet to eat when no one’s looking.) 7. Laughing at inside jokes together that devolve into kissy sessions while everyone tries to avert their eyes. 8. Going to farmer’s markets together on a Saturday morning and being like, “How could you not have gone? We got there early and tasted fresh-churned butter from the upstate dairy farm. It was divine.”
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 16:19:04 +0000
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