50 Fun Things To Do A Wal-Mart purpose of filling them and s them at strategic locations. front of the store. minute intervals throughout people you can get to join in department by sampling all air fresheners. with tubes of gift wrap. typewriters. fit. walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles. in an official tone, “I think we’ve go Code 3 in Housewares,” and see wh happens. then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”. say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. department, ask yourself loud enou for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?” department. store; claim you’re taking it for a “te drive.” always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave department. using the entire store as your playin field. over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” carpeted areas. department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. can “catch” from the other aisles. Grey Poupon. shoulders and run around saying,“...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!” neighboring aisles. all spell “hello” upside down. begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t yo people just leave me alone?” ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” setting up a full scale battlefield wit G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. above. combs in Cosmetics. department, suddenly ask the clerk he knows where the anti-depressan are. Act as spastic as possible. humming the theme from Mission: Impossible. gym bags. as to direct me to your Twinkies?” of the store. of the store. pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.“Madonna” look with various funne cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. get kicked out. the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s th voices again!” the magazines and relax. If the s has a food court, buy a soft drink explain that you don’t get out m and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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