9 Facts bout me, as commanded by Jade 1. For no apparent reason (what I assume is metabolistic nonsense), I lose weight if I eat regularly. Because Im rather lazy, I only prepare breakfasts and lunches on weekends (settling for a snack and a dinner during the rest of the week), but when I do work with all three meals, my weight drops. 2. IM IMPROBABLY PICKY ABOUT FOOD. Like, I dont like when certain foods touch before I mix them, or when certain foods I dont like touch foods I do like for too long, or when something otherwise tasty is too soft. Im so damn anal about food. Like, jeez. 3. I cant sleep unless I curl into a ball. Every male in my family, and only the males, have this trait. We uncurl while we sleep (if we have room) but sleep doesnt actually start until we go cocoon mode. 4. Another trait all the dudes in my fam have is that we all get really excited about going to bed the moment we touch the bed, even if we didnt want to go to bed seconds ago, and even if we immediately spiral into insomnia. 5. I dont know why, but my nose is running almost year round. For the past few months its been good, which is amazing, and I dont think Im grateful enough. 6. IVE LEARNED TO MANAGE IT BY NOW, but for most of my life I havent been able to finish sneezes. Id always scream the Aaaah and run out of air before I get to choo. There was this intermediate stage where Id hold the sneeze back entirely, but that legitimately hurt my palette and jaw. Around 11th grade I figured out how to sneeze normally. 7. I couldnt blow my nose until 7th grade. I just didnt get it. I exhaled through my nose and IT DID NOTHING. To this day, I hold the tissue oddly because I still dont quite get it. Whoops. 8. My most prized possession is a copy of a magazine containing a 2000 word story I published in 9th grade. The magazine, What If?, went bankrupt immediately after my issue was published. It was definitely my fault. I consider the copy proof of my destructive abilities. 9. The day I learned to snap my fingers (7th grade), I decided to snap my fingers ALL THE GODDAMNED TIME. It likely has something to do with my dad using a finger snap as a shorthand for come here. I feel like snapping will earn me immediate omnilateral attention.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 08:17:44 +0000
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