9 TYPES OF SLAP AND THEIR MEANING 1.TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone givesyou a dirty slap,and all you can do is hold your face and walkaway.. Thatis take away slap. 2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain likewiiiiiiiiiii! and voices in your head will startsingingchristmas Carol. 3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap thatmakessomeone forget instantly what he or she wasdoing.. Youfind yourself asking questions like what did Ido? 4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone givesyou that kindof slap..you find yourself explaining thesituation to thenearest person out of your ownaccord..e.g..Bros, shey you been dey watch? I be no doanything o. 5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receivethis kind of slapall you will do is just stand right where youare and watchthe person walk away .6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment youdownload theslap..you start asking questions that dontneed reply.. likeJohn, you slapped me? 7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap thatwhen a girldownloads it sweetly on your cheek whetheris painful ornot, you start blushing. 8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has todo with thephysical reconstruction of your face whengiven to you, thelength of your face will be raised to powertwo, your eyesocket will calculate its circumference. 9. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: Youwill startseeing different colors and you head will turnto nest whilstbirds will be flying all around you .WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED??
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 20:13:48 +0000
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