A 4th grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for living? All the typical answers came up- fireman, mechanic, engineer, businessman and so forth.. However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay Cabaret and takes of all his clothes to music in front of men and they put money in his purse. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.” The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Kapil aside. “Is that really true about your father.” “No” said the boy, “He works for the congress committee and is helping to get Rahul Gandhi elected in 2014 elections, but it’s too embarrassing to say that in front of other kids.”
Posted on: Fri, 09 Aug 2013 14:02:34 +0000