A Bihari GANPAT-RAI (who really needs a job) is being interviewed by Britisher, Colonel Smith. Col. Smith: Haan toh Gaand Fat rahai (Ganpat- Rai) !! Bihari: Nahi sir, Zyada nahi!! Col. Smith: Kya ‘zyada nahi’ bolta hai, tumhara application mein likha Hua hai Gand fat rahai. Bihari : Theekh hai mai baap, likha hai to fat raha hoga. Col. Smith: Tum Daily marata hai (tum delhi me rahta hai)? Bihari : Nahi sir, kabhi kabhi!! Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai, idhar aao, kya ‘kabhi kabhi’ bolta hai? Tumhara application mein likha hua hai ki tum Daily marata hai. Bihari : Theek hai mai bap, likha hai to marta honga. The Bihari was employed on one condition that he will do whatever Col.Smith’s family asks him to do. Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai!! Ganpatrai : Ji maalik. Col. Smith: Aaj tum ko 3 kaam karnee kaa haai Ganpatrai : Hukum Sarkaar Col. Smith: Tum pehla hamaari beti ko chodenga (drop her off)…baad mein hamaari biwi ko chodenga…aur uske baad mein hum ko chodenga. Ganpatrai : Maaf karna Sarkaar, tumhari biwi aur beti to theek hai, lekin main aap ko nahi choddh sakta. Col.Smith: Gand fatrahai! Tum ko hum ko chodnaa padhega. Ganpatrai : Nahi sarkaar aisa zulum naa kare. Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai, agar tum hum ko nahi chod sakta to hum tumko nokri se nikaal denga. Ganpatrai : Theek hai sarkaar ….jo hukum. After a few days There is no one except Col.Smith’swife at home. She is alone in her bedroom.While wearing her bra she is unable to Tie the knot behind.So…… Wife : Gand fatrahai, idhar aaoo? Ganpatrai : Ji Maalkin. Wife : Gand fatrahai, hammara peeche se gaand maaro (gaanth maro-tie the bra knot). Ganpatrai : Yeh kya keh rahi hai Maalkin?? Wife : Gand fatrahai, jaldi se gaand maaro hum ko late hota hai. Ganpatrai : Nahi Nahi Maalkin. Agar maine aisa kiya to hum ko sarkar kacha kha jayenge. Wife : Gand fatrahai, agar tumne jaldi se hamari gaand nahi maari to hum tumko kacha kha jaayengi. Ganpatrai : Theek hai maalkin. Jo hukum. Ganpatrai who has been frustrated by these Brits for a long time starts like a bull. Panic striken the wife tries to turn and shouts : Wife : GAND FATRAHAI, GAND FATRAHAI, GAND FATRAHAI !!! Ganpatrai :Memsaab…Gaand maarega to Gaand to phatega hiiiiiiiiiii
Posted on: Sat, 13 Jul 2013 10:32:40 +0000