A Blondes Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles wont fit in printer. March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said 2 - 4 years April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out. May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water wont fit into that little packet. June- Tried to go water skiing - couldnt find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms. August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open. September- The capital of California is C, isnt it? October- Hate M&Ms - they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!! December - Couldnt dial 911- duh - theres no eleven on the stupid phone.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 19:00:00 +0000
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