A David Letterman joke : A mailmans working his last day on the beat before retiring, and he comes to this house. Well, a woman comes and opens the door wearing a negligee. Hi, she says, cmon in. So the mailman comes in, and she sits him down and she gives him a beautiful little lunch at the kitchen table. Then she takes him upstairs and shows him to the bed and they kind of go at it, and then theyre done and she hands him a dollar. All of a sudden, she hears a noise downstairs and tells the old mailman to hide in the closet, and her husband comes upstairs and says, Is anyone here? No, says the woman, but just then her husband sees the mailmans feet. What the hell is this? he says. Well, his wife says, this morning when you left I told you, The mailmans retiring, what should I do? and you said Screw him, give him a buck. The light lunch was my idea.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 07:27:16 +0000
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