A Day in the Life of a Target Market Female Excerpt: At 6 am on the dot, the 25-to-45-year-old target-market female wakes up with the sun. She stretches with delight, excited to greet the day. For breakfast, the target-market female debates whether to eat the yogurt brand that encourages her to be herself, or the one that helps her poop. Today, like most days, the target-market female chooses regularity over self-worth. After drinking a cup of the orange juice brand that makes her look the thinnest, the target-market female lotions up every inch of her body and gets dressed for the day. She then takes a short, breezy walk to a local café, where she patiently awaits signs of male appreciation for her noticeably soft skin. As she waits, the target-market female daydreams about fiber, smaller pores, and easy but creative recipes she can make with pre-cooked sausage. When she realizes the time, the target-market female rushes home to begin the most rewarding part of her day—doing the laundry. Read the rest at: mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-target-market-female
Posted on: Wed, 31 Jul 2013 15:24:19 +0000
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