A Dynamite Idea The Alberta Government wants to blow up the Calgary Foothills Hospital to save taxpayers money. Polls show the doctors are divided on the issue: The allergists want to scratch it. The dermatologists prefer no rash moves. The gastro-enterologists have a gut feeling about it. The neurologists think the government has a lot of nerve. The obstetricians stated they were labouring under a mis-conception. The ophthalmologists consider the idea short-sighted. The pathologists yelled, Over my dead body! while the Pediatricians said, Grow up! The psychiatrists think it is madness. The Surgeons have decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The radiologists say they can see right through it. The internists think it is a bitter pill to swallow but the plastic surgeons said This puts a whole new face on the matter. The podiatrists think it is a step forward but the urologists feel the scheme wouldnt hold water. The cardiologists dont have the heart to say no. The anesthesiologists think the whole idea is a gas.
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 16:55:03 +0000
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