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A Monday story! A very tired and hungover man gets on a bus. He tries to pay the fare, but his hands shake, so he drops the coins on the floor. One of the commuters helps pick them up, and their foreheads collide. Other passengers chuckle, but the driver is not amused. He needs to go, so he asks the hungover guy to hurry. The latter finally sticks the coins in, but the headbutt was probably the last thing he needed that morning, because he suddenly starts throwing up. The driver reacts quickly, hands him a plastic bag and asks to get a seat in the back. Then he cant take it anymore and starts loudly complaining. I hate, hate, hate Mondays. Its not even 9 am yet, and I am already behind schedule and barfed on! The other passengers dont laugh anymore either. A foul smell fills the air, so they all have to open bus windows. Welcome to the new work week! 😜
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 08:24:23 +0000

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