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A Polish lad married a Barbadian girl after he had been in Barbados a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyers office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - very quick. The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds? POLE: ya, ya, an acre and a half. LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up? POLE: No, Im always up before her. LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger? POLE: No, she white. LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce? POLE: She going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She got bottle from drug store, and put on shelf in bathroom. I read - it said Polish Remover. Gm fans, have a wonderful day Cf
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 14:13:16 +0000

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