A Russian arrived in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stopped the first person he saw walking down the street and said, Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education! The passerby said, You are mistaken, I am a Mexican. The man walked on and encountered another passerby. Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America. The person said, I not American, I Vietnamese. The new arrival walked farther, and the next person he saw he stopped, shook his hand, and said, Thank you for wonderful America! That person put up his hand and said, I am from Middle East. I am not American. He finally saw a nice lady and asked, Are you an American? She says, No, I am from Africa. Puzzled, he asked her, Where are all the Americans? The African lady checked her watch and said, Probably at work. IF YOU DONT FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - ABSOLUTELY FREE.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 17:41:49 +0000
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