A Turkey Named Pete Im a turkey named Pete and Im nobodys treat. Thanksgiving is all whack! Whats wrong with a nice pancake stack? Try a different type of bird Ill only fill you up 1/3. All year you make me nice and fat So you can hit me in the head with a baseball bat! Im not going to be your dinner, This year Im working on being thinner! Im much too lean and full of bone, Cant you see I have no muscle tone? Try a big juicy steak, Come on give Pete the turkey a break! This bird is no ones meal ticket. Im going on strike Im going to picket! Im not ending up on a plate, Im moving to a No Turkey Eating state! Why dont you try your luck On a big fat duck? Thanksgiving isnt any fun. I think Ill hide until the day is done. So I sign off with only this to say, This is one bird that wont be eatten today! © Joyce Gage 1997
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 01:04:26 +0000
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