A UPDF soldier in somali was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period. So he decided to send a telegram to his headquarters to extend his leave but with his mother-in-law and other visitors around, he decided to code his message in the military way. This is what followed; SOLDIER: Omega one, this is omega twelve,danger signal from the field, red alert infront,extend leave. Do you read me?! Red alert infront, extend leave. HEADQUARTERS: Omega twelve, this is omega one, I read you loud and clear! Attack from the back, resume immediately! I repeat, attack from the back, resume immediately! #shamora Collins#
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 10:46:58 +0000
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