A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident. The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, Thats horrible! Confused, he replies, Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved. After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, How many is a Brazilian? Three women are about to be executed. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead and ones a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! .. Aim! ... Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE! Everyone is startled and looks around as the brunette escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim! ... Suddenly the redhead yells, TORNADO! Once again, everyone is startled and looks around, while the redhead silently slips away. By now the blonde has it all figured out, and the guard brings her forward. The executioner asks if she has any last requests, she says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim! ... and the blonde yells, FIRE! (For the record, I looked for brunette jokes so all of my blonde friends didnt feel I was unfairly targeting them. I cant find any good ones, so if you do, feel free to share!!! :) )
Posted on: Sat, 17 May 2014 18:54:01 +0000
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