A couple purchased a talking parrot on their honeymoon, much to the grooms annoyance, since the bird did a running commentary on their lovemaking. The groom finally threw a towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if it didnt quit. The next morning, packing to return home, the newlyweds couldnt close a large suitcase. Honey, the groom said, you get on top and Ill try. That didnt work. Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she said, Sweetheart, you get on top and Ill try. Still no success. Then the man said, Lets both get on top and try. At that point, the parrot yanked away the towel and said, Zoo or no zoo, this Ive got to see!
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 18:49:56 +0000
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