A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movieslike his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is goingto win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is ita ‘ free’ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’.Is the game over? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV . Wife turns it on and watches ‘ LAKSHMI BARAMMA’ Husband: Who is this LAKSHMI? Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 14:22:53 +0000