A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked: Have you ever done anything of particular merit? Well, I can think of one thing, the cowboy offered. On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldnt listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, Now, back off or Ill kick the shit out of all of you! St. Peter was impressed: When did this happen? Couple of minutes ago.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 00:31:13 +0000
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