A directioner’s driving test Instructor: Shut the door... Me: Turn the light off, I wanna be with you, I wanna feel your love. Instructor: Umm okay then... On that road you are only allowed to drive in one direction. Me: OMFG!!! Are you a directioner too? I freakin’ love One Direction soo much. OMG!! Wait, you might be a directionator.. How many r’s are there? Huh.. Instructor: ... Me: Why didn’t answer? OMG I’m in a car with a directionator. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!! I’m gonna ram this car into that tree. I freakin’ hate directionators. People like you are the reason why nice people like me can’t live peacefully. Instructor: Who do you think you are? Who do you think I am? Me: Oh I see. You’re trying to prove that you’re a directioner by quoting „Taken” lyrics. Well I don’t care. Instructor: Please, just calm down. Here, how about we turn on the radio. *WMYB plays* Me: OMG!! This is my jam, sing it with me. BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN’T HARD TO TELL. Instructor: WATCH OUT FOR THAT PIGEON!!! Me: WHERE!!! KEEEVIINNNNNNN!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? *gets out of the car* IT WOULD BE AN HONOR IF YOU JUST POOP ON ME PLEASE!!!! Intructor: Dear God, are all directiones like this.. *falls test* Haha..*laugh* -Irina
Posted on: Thu, 12 Sep 2013 10:48:37 +0000
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