A few simple dos and donts when it comes to dealing with wog parents. 1. When at a wog family dinner, your mum is going to ask you if you would like more food after you have already finished your massive serving. Do yourself a favour and dont even bother saying no thanks, because she will consistently ask you over and over again until you finally give in. 2. When you ask your wog dad a question, whatever the question may be, he will more than likely reply with a eh?, implying that he didnt hear what you just said. Instead of repeating yourself, wait 3 or 4 seconds, because nine times out of ten he actually heard what you originally said and will eventually answer your question after a few seconds of awkward staring and complete silence. 3. If you get home, and the wheels on your car are painted white, and the concrete in the backyard is painted green, dont be shocked. Your wog dad just had some spare paint after painting the rooms and furniture in the house, and didnt want to waste the leftovers. Enjoy your freshly painted white rims. 4. If one day you walk into the backyard to see your dad holding a broomstick in the air, pushing the clothes line around in circles while doing laps around the hoist… dont be alarmed, he hasnt gone senile. Hes just been watching the morning show and seen what the latest fad is on how to lose weight and exercising while at home. 5. If your dad goes missing, and then after a few hours you find him relaxing in the backyard in his new hammock, you might want to ask him if hes ok, because he may look like hes enjoying a nice relaxing day, but in actual fact, hes stuck and he cant get himself out.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 02:52:54 +0000
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