A first grade teacher in Austin, Tx, explains to her class that she is a Longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Longhorn fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl... The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, Janie, why didnt you raise your hand? Because Im not a Longhorn fan she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked Well, if you are not a Longhorn fan, then who are you a fan of? I am a Sooner fan, Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. Janie, WHY are you a Sooner fan? Because my Mom is a Sooner fan, my Dad is a Sooner fan, so I am a Sooner fan also. Well said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, that is no reason for you to be a Sooner fan. You dont have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your Mom was a snotty arrogant jackass and your Dad was a snotty arrogant jackass, what would you be then? Then Janie smiled,Wed be Longhorn fans.
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 14:43:40 +0000
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