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A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled DADDY IS HOME? by Ngozi Okafor. BOY: No, I want that our hymns called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU? GIRL: I dont have that one... may be you should take the other one UNDER THE MANGO TREE by Chimamanda Adichie. BOY: Fine, but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS while coming to school... GIRL: I will also bring this one too, I WONT LET YOU DOWN by Chinua Achebe. Then; DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them? GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart. DAD: Okay, dont forget to give him the one on the table titled, I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning titled IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by Wole Soyinka.:-) :-D ;-) :-P

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