A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titledDADDY IS HOME? by Ngozi Okafor.BOY: No, I want that our hymns called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?GIRL: I dont have that one... may be you should take the other one UNDER THE MANGO TREE by Chimamanda Adichie.BOY: Fine, but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS while coming to school...GIRL: I will also bring this one too, I WONT LET YOU DOWN by Chinua Achebe. Then; DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them?GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.DAD: Okay, dont forget to give him the one on the table titled, I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOODEVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning titled IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by Wole Soyinka. Dont spoil d fun, pass it on
Posted on: Wed, 27 Aug 2014 09:53:03 +0000