A group of 10 women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, How many of... you love your husband? All the women raised their hands. women10a.jpg Then they were asked, When was the last time you told your husband you loved him? Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember. The 10 women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: I love you, sweetheart. The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response. Here are the 10 replies: 1. Who the @#$!ing hell is this? 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you @#$!ing sick or what? 3. Yeah, and I love you too. Whats the @#$!’s up with you?? 4. What now? Did you wreck the @#$!ing car again? 5. I dont understand what the @#$! you mean? 6. What the @#$! did you do now? 7. Dont beat about the bush; just tell me how much you @#$!ing need? 8. Am I @#$!ing dreaming? 9. If you dont tell me who this @#$!ing message is actually for, someone will @#$!ing die. 10. I thought we agreed you wouldnt drink during the @#$!ing day. (my favorite)
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 12:08:58 +0000
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