A guy from UPS showed up and found me today, at first I wondered how he did it, he handed me an envelope, old and dusty with postmark of 1885, it said whatever I do, do not opt in to North Face Cryogenics Hibernation Sleeping Pod Tester Unit at AZDPCTKO 2025 The letter goes on to say that my POD refused to open and let me out after the test and I was carried by pack mules along the PCT . They left me in the pod and put me on display at the Bishop Ranger Station where my body stayed until the year 2927 when private industries finally bought out the remaining trail land in the Sierras for Corporate Marmot Hunts. Believe me, the radiation from Fuku finally gets here and wrecks havoc with Marmot size. The letter continues with the fact that they took me to a lab, unfroze me, and spent 10 years getting my mind caught up and reeducated since the long sleep had made me as a new born. I also told myself that the world no longer sells cheeseburgers, now, if I listen to the letter, I wont ever GET the letter so I wont know...I mean....what the hell.... How he got to 1885 he wouldnt tell me....or why.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 03:37:01 +0000
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