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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, Hello. Hes rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from. So he asks, Do you know me? To which she replies, I think youre the father of one of my kids. Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery? She looks into his eyes and says calmly, No, Im your sons teacher.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 06:57:10 +0000

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