A guy invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldnt help noticing how beautiful his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate and this only made her curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between her son and the roommate. Reading his mums thoughts, the guy said; i know what you must be thinking, but i assure you, Jane and i are just roommates. About a week later, Jane walked up to the guy and said; Ever since your mother came to have dinner with us, i have not seen the flat beautiful spoon. You dont suppose she took it, do you?. The guy replied; Well, i doubt it, but i will write her a letter, just to be sure. He sat down and wrote: Dear mama, im not saying you did take the flat beautiful spoon from my house and im not saying you did not take the flat beautiful spoon but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Several days later, the guy received a letter from his mother which read: Dear son, im not saying you do sleep with Jane, and im not saying you do not sleep with Jane. But the fact remains that if she is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the flat beautiful spoon by now.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 16:40:27 +0000