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A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in the university library: Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied in a loud voice: NO, I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU! All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to Another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guys table and said with a laugh: I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right? The guy then responded in a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THATS ROBBERY! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy then whispered in her ear: I study law: I know how to screw people!

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