A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesnt get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. Wow, comments the midget, Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen! Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, says the little fellow, but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them? Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the mans balls, and says, Okay, hand me your wallet or Ill jump off the ladder! smart or not ?
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 13:00:06 +0000
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