A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads : Cheese Sandwich : - $1.50 Chicken Sandwich : - $2.50 Hand Job : - $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes ?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you ?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs ?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 03:48:58 +0000