A guy went to visit his friend from a very rich family. When he entered, the maid approached him and asked : MAID : what would you like to drink ? Fruit juice, yogurt, tea, chocolate, apple juice or coffee ? GUY : Tea please MAID : Ceylon tea, India tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea ? GUY : Ceylon tea please MAID : how do you want it, black or white ? GUY : White MAID : Milk or fresh cream ? GUY : with Milk MAID : Goat Milk or Cow Milk ? GUY : Cow Milk MAID : Freezland cow or afrikner cow ? GUY : hmmm, let me go with the Freezland cow MaID : would you like it with Sweetner, Sugar or honey ? GUY : Sugar MAID : bee sugar or Cane Sugar ? GUY : Cane sugar MAID : White, brown or yellow sugar ? GUY : A beg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water. MAID : Mineral, Tap or distilled water ? GUY : Mineral water MAID : Flavored or non flavored ? GUY : In fact get Me an empty glass. MAID : You want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug ? GUY : A beg, free me, make i swallow ma spit. ~ BillionBeats
Posted on: Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:14:24 +0000