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A heinous crime was committed this morning! I made my breakfast of 2 eggs sunny side up, an English muffin and a cup of tea and it was sitting on the kitchen counter. An imaginary bug of some sort had upset Eme so she was running around scared with her tail between her legs. I went over for ONE SECOND to see what was the matter. From the kitchen I heard a gulping noise. When I ran back, I saw a very satisfied looking Zola with a smile on her face and butter on her lips. A quick scan of the crime scene revealed half an English muffin had gone missing. That put me in quite the predicament. I was now short half an English muffin and everyone knows you need the two pieces to sop up the two egg yolks. So I would either have to make due on the one half or carb out on three halves. I chose to make due, and now two hours out, I am already hungry. Victim-less crime, my ass!!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 15:18:48 +0000

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