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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not? Dont you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do.. WIFE: Then why wouldnt you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, okay, Id get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, its a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would you give her my jewellery? HUSBAND: No, Im sure shed want her own. WIFE: Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: Yes, those are always good times. WIFE: Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: No, shes left-handed. WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: Shit.

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