A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks (shes no dummy), I have an idea ... its so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I wont put it on, Ill do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow , and keep the $500 refund for myself. She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, Good Grief! Youd think for $500, theyd at least iron it! He never heard the shot. Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 22:58:55 +0000
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